10. People drink a heck of a lot of beer at NFL games!
(Thank you for your patronage to our fundraising efforts!)
9. You will never be able to remove all the glitter from your clothing, body, car or home!
8. When it comes to bows, Minnie Mouse reigns supreme!
7. Why join a fitness gym when you get to lug around a duffle bag, backpack, make-up
case, shoe case, gift bags, blanket, jacket etc, etc, etc, not to mention YOUR own stuff
at every competition??
6. Real dedication means keeping that girl up in the air even when your shorts fall down to
your ankles!
(Yes, this really happened! Luckily it was at practice and not in competition.)
5. Why fly when you can ride in a bus for 13 hours (one way!) with 50 of your closest friends?
4. For some reason, the cheerleaders can raise more money at car washes than the
parents can.
3. Have your hearing checked regularly because you will eventually lose it.
2. Your car will become your second home.
1. To avoid carpal tunnel, it is easier to just hand over your checkbook!
Bren
